Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
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Top comments
vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
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Comments (98)
KeeLady 20
How did you find out? I feel for both your kitty and your wallet. :(
Fervens 5
Clearly, your neighbor can't afford to feed his animal. Do it a favor and take it to find a new home.
primadonna9396 16
Not only this, but if the dog is subsisting on cat food only, it might be well on its way to developing nutrient deficiencies or other health problems. Either way OP needs to have a talk with the douchebag post-haste.
Fervens 5
It might come back to bite him in the ass. What is balanced food for cats can poison a dog. Wouldn't pass up on a checkup for your pet, though.
shortandproud13 14
Dang! Time to get a lock for the pet door or one of those fancy ones that only opens when the cat (wearing a special collar) is near it. Jerk neighbor! I'd leave a bag of dog food on his porch with a note that says "next time but your own" to buy some time to let you cat eat and get fat again.
KeeLady 20
I wouldn't go as far as to buy a bag of food for his dog-the dog will just eat that and when it's empty, he'll go back to old habits and scower OP's house again. Confrontation is definitely needed.
touch_phobia 13
You should have noticed. What pet owner doesn't know his or her pets eating habits? I won't go as far as to say you deserved it though, as I suppose you might have been too busy. In the end, though, this isn't an FML. You found out that your pet doesn't have worms, before getting expensive medicine or taking him/her to the vet. I would be happy in your shoes... And I have been in your shoes as well
worldclassrager 41
Time to take the door out...
G_bear24 9
Those are some interesting neighbors you got and cheap
alexowitz 8
Lock the pet door while your out. Simple and easy. Granted the cat has to stay on one side of the door durning that time, but at least the food will be there for it to eat
sunnyray812 42
I take it your neighbor doesn't really like you.
Cuteroxx 17
You should tell your neighbour to feed your dog until it becomes fat again!!