Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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Comments (128)
adam_zelyoni 0
one thing I can say op this is an fml both that your gf = slag daemon and about your mum. seeing as how your from Essex I think it's best to head to Yates and romford to find a replacement bitch. and I'm not talking about the dog ;)
Fooliieana 0
**** her
Arrangements 4
He can't. she broke up with him (yes I do know they meant something else)
Kinky_minx 0
your better off without that selfish bitch!
MysticDude 1
At least you have your priorities straight.
London999 0
Girlfriend's dog funeral happens once a life and your mum's appointment many times during her life. So, which one do you go for???
larocquee20 0
hey, idiot, mother dieing of cancer, or a canine's funeral, you choose an answer, your an idiot, he would obviously put his mom before his exes dog, id do that any day, ESPECIALLY if my mom was dieing from cancer, your juss a cold hearted a*shole who doesnt care bout anyone but themselves.
PBcupcake 7
he never said she was dying just that she has cancer. not all cancer has a high mortality rate plus if they catch it early treatments will cure it. the only cancer that should be dying is you
whatyotalkinbout 0
welcome to the Internet, you must be new here
abasio 1
better off without her mate.
marsbar55 0
Did you tell her the reason? or did you assume she new? if you did then why would you want to keep someone like that in your life anyways?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree completely. The post doesn't indicate whether or not OP told the gf he had to take his mum to therapy. She may know the mum has cancer but you can't put your life on hold because of that. If she didn't know why OP said no and she was already upset about her dog, her reaction was a bit much but somewhat understandable. If she knew why OP was busy or if she just didn't give him a chance to say why, she was clearly in the wrong and OP is better off finding a new gf.
frear 0
sorry OP about your mom.
butterfly403 12
if she was ur gf, then she knew ur mom has cancer. shes a shallow bitch that wanted to find a reason to break it off with u. good riddance that u got rid of her. hope ur mom gets better.
juggalettemom 0
ive never even heard of anyone giving their dog a funeral. and then to assume that her dog means more than your mother, whom has cancer, is selfish. you definitely don`t need a girl like that.