Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
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Top comments
kost4060 14
Never argue with someone when they can photoshop you into things
cjmedic 12
I hope you still have originals!
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LanceGoodthrust 19
At least it was a goat, and not a goatse
silvercamaro 22
At least you tried
Lebeaugars95 20
thus making you the Greatest Of All Time in your yearbook, I don't see the problem OP
sayyestothedress 24
#16 I wish he didn't
Ltsdragons 19
Whatever floats your goat
redneck66 11
#50- thats what an intelligent joke is haha
NeatNit 33
#1 was bahhd
NeatNit 33
okay I just spent an embarrassing amount of time researching what sound goats make and it turns out to not be the same as sheep. My apologies. Here's a more scientifically-accurate correction: #1 was baAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!d
pizzzah 9
At least he has a sense of humour
devildog562 33
I'm picture a goat with a goatee , human body and some udders.
jake238 9
It's really not that funny at all.
23lf 16
A goatse is a spread open asshole..
marleypuckpuck 22
The goat is probably better looking than your friend anyways
MidnaLink 35
You really misread that, didn't you?
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Well butter my balls and call me a biscuit, I don't think I've heard that one before.
shay_serendipity 29
I don't think I've heard "butter my balls and call me a biscuit" either so I guess we're in the same boat right now.
gantoman 13
Welcome to "Why would you put that on the internet", I'm Gantoman, and today we see #4's comment.
kost4060 14
Never argue with someone when they can photoshop you into things
ComoEsJuan 24
The will get your goat. OP just got goated.
Dantellio 7
I'm sorry op! Hopefully you have backups or something?
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
Never send anything anywhere without a backup.
cjmedic 12
I hope you still have originals!
devildog562 33
My daughter loves making that face. Ha this she likes your photo of her .
devildog562 33
I guess I should say no 7 picture is of my daughter ..... Down vote away.
killerdana 19
Why is #7s picture a picture of your daughter? Please tell me they're related to you 'cause that's creepy if they're not
cjmedic 12
WTF? That's not his daughter in the picture, it's my sister.
sorryheadphones 26
That person is obviously not your friend if they would purposely ruin an important picture just because you got into an argument
Agtthepw 21
Or he was really hurt by the argument they had. It seems he spent quite a time working on these photos to change you into a goat. You could guess that you were important to each other or he would just have avoided and forgotten you. Might be time for a little talk?
ahippienamedrae 10
Being hurt isn't an excuse for being a jerk like that
Agtthepw 21
Well it's just photoshopping! Nothing says the original has been deleted and it's unlikely: even though you argue with someone would you be fine with keeping a photo of yourself with a goat? To me it's more of a joke. Eventually OP will get the original photo.
EvilLittleMan 23
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... That's not cool. Sorry OP. Hope you still have original images.
Geeve95 11
You need to find a new friend or work things out with the one you have.