Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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Comments (128)
perdix 31
All this talk of the "bitch!" How do you guys know this? There's a 50/50 chance that her dog was male.
elloelen 0
at least you're not with that bitch anymore... :3
mcrlover2010 0
she sounds like a bitch tbh.
teamsleep222 0
If you explained that to her and she still dumped you then fuxk her
Brittneyyyy 7
Okay, I love my dogs very much, but what a bitch... that's bad OP, you shouldn't put up with that.
Brittneyyyy 7
Nvm she already dumped you, missed that part! But my point still stands, she's a bitch.
SluggerJ 7
& you didn't tell her about your mom your stuped
Telinaa 0
How would you know? You're stupid.
NeverShoutHaylee 0
Stuped?
lifeisabitch43 4
Well, I guess that you are "stuped" too.
crobcrob 1
you don't need someone like that in your life.
catatonicsleep 17
She could have moved the funeral if she wanted you to go so badly...
doctorr_fml 9
I never understood British people's obsession with dogs anyway! it seems she valued the dog more than she valued you, so good riddance to bad rubbish I say! hope your mum gets well soon OP.
Bekll 31
Americans are pretty obsessed with dogs too.
doctorr_fml 9
really? I know alot if people who r completely obsessed with their dogs. a colleague of mine dog died, and she was taken to hospital because she wouldn't eat or drink due to her depression! I care about animals but I suppose I still find that kind of behaviour shocking.
PBcupcake 7
my dog is my therapy dog and she helps with my PTSD, severe dworession, and anxiety. I'm suicidal and sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is her. if she were to die right now I'd be the same way