Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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Comments (128)
rooye_fml 0
dude i am sorry about your mum. i know how it feels to have a loved one with cancer. and about your girlfriend, seriously? And shes the one that called you insensitive. Jeez she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
sexiilittlething 6
thats not a girlfriend...thats a bitch...she just did you a favor by braking up with you boy you def dont need gf like that
LilEinstein 0
you do realize that the funeral had nothing to do with it, right? she was already looking for an excuse to do it. The dog's funeral just happened to be the first inconvenience to come up.
catzero 0
you should bitchslap her multiple times.... what a cu nt
PokeSponge123 3
Well if your girlfriend is originally from Essex then that wouldn't be a surprise. I'm not stereotyping, but so many Essex girls are stupid. Or at least they're made out to be on TV.
sajison 1
good riddance to bad news
habeybaby25 11
what a bitch,she doesn't deserve you OP.
starshine21 0
very inconsiderate!
liivekiidspark 0
yur ex is a serious bitch man. yu deserve so much better than her.
rbond7489 0
well then she's the insensitive one. she was Obv just looking for an excuse or else she's 15 yrs old.