Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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johnnyexpl0sion 0
were u wearing a strap on?
okieraider71 4
Penis envy.
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Comments (189)
Cupcaken 0
YOUR fault for having a Justin bieber background.
Cupcaken 0
ment for emmmm55
amy996 0
weird???? are u positive that yoyr a woman?u dnt have to lie u know.
TheSexynator 0
did u then offer him a cockmeat sanwich?
SirWhatsHisFace 0
Just lube your face and stick your head in his asshloe. Problem solved.
karina_said 0
lmfao! hahaha whhatt the heck?!^ hahah. thats crazy(:
gregsdaman 0
we've got ourselves a WINNER!!!
tylerb805 0
u sure you don't have a penis? maybe it's hiding and waiting to come out. crouching tiger hidden penis
ashlynn610 12
hahahaha like a turtle head!!! lmfao idk
fisheatsbear 6
today my girlfriend told me that she wants to be inside me... FML
perdix 31
Perhaps you have a really large clit, and you are fantasizing about giving it to him in the poop chute? In the throes of passion, the laws of physics and decency get bent.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds like OP's boyfriend is about to get bent... over.
KurouTenshi 0
@43 LMAO yes!!! ******* yes!!
sugarbabyxoxo 2
@ perdix omfg lmao gross
demoon_fml 7
kuroutenshi, fyldeep, and perdix ftw. You guys rock.
ashlynn610 12
and meeeeeeeee don't forget meeeeeeeee
FYLDeep 26
You want to get bent over?
ashlynn610 12
lmao no... I was saying that I rock.
FYLDeep 26
I may be able to help otherwise. You over 18?
lota 0
woohoo this means buttsecks :D
rebel1 0
akward.. haha u could always have gone for anal after?? X-)
shiftytys 0
lol that's pretty funny!!