Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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johnnyexpl0sion 0
were u wearing a strap on?
okieraider71 4
Penis envy.
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Comments (189)
sidvoltaire 0
I'd have dumped your ass.
jjone47 2
I get so turned on when a guy says that to me, that I think she most likely just verbalised what she was imagining him saying
Angeledice 0
Agreed! Still, would like to know what his answer was!
butterflyhearts 0
LOL! She wishes she had a penis to **** her boyfriend because he's JUST that sexy?!?
burge23 0
oh god! I've said that exact same thing! I'm a girl too!!!
xForeverLifeless 0
Uhm..Ok..
ckrebbs 0
cristallynn your so hot.
picturescrazy 24
Haha, I say that too, but to be funny :]
thecatsmeow_xx 9
This made me LOL. because sadly, My boyfriend says this all the time. "I want you inside of me." I still yet to know if he's joking or not...
Sprocket 5
Uh, no they should NOT die. Go get educated, you sexist and apparently transphobic person. You will be happier when other people's inate traits don't bother you so much.
mickeyymouse 0
WTF is wrong with you?!?! sexist bastard. Burn. In. Hell.
mickeyymouse 0
that was to number 139