Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
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enormouselephant 15
Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.
Batterypost 23
I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.
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42billybob 5
In his mind he just got rejected, which lowers his self worth. In order to raise his self worth he has to be above someone else. So he's taking it out on you. But before you start feeling sorry for him: 1. Sitting around and waiting to be asked out is not a valid precursor to rejection. (Especially considering which way the social bias goes on which gender should initiate) 2. You can't take out your insecurities on other people, it's not emotionally deep, it's childish. 3. Beggars can't be choosers. He's radiating a false sense of entitilement. 4. Massive mix in priorities when you burn the people close to you for the sake of people who aren't. 5. You seem to be his "whipping boy". CONFRONT him on this (that first part is important) and if he's of any worth he should at least apoplogize, maybe even make it up to you, but most importantly get his shit together. If not, any relationship you could develop with him would be abusive, and you should seek companionship elsewhere.
oliviaamber18 3
That's pretty messed up.
afairshake 8
I'd say that's not a friend get new ones
pnutbutternjelly 15
I hope he isn't your friend anymore.
ReginaEvolution 2
He's forever alone. Lol
sirlime 1
What a complete douche nozzle
dukemyster8 4
Aren't guys supposed to ask for a date anyway? Maybe he should stop complaining and find a date himself if he is going to be such an arswipe.
183933 6
And he wonders why he hasn't been asked.
rhiannon7 4
To which YOU reply, "Yes and I wasn't even near desperate to begin with. But you'd DEFINATELY top my 'Pathetic List' the next time I merely begin to fathom others' problems and waste my time, breath, energy, and minutes of my life on perhaps offering them a reasonably enjoyable time, seeing as the rest of society won't even bother with a misunderstood being like you, which can solely be done by a heart as pure and forgiving as mine. So, with this pure and forgiving heart, I am giving you one, and one chance only to apologize, so I can pretend I never heard what ill-thought process that was running through your mind without having your filter on before blurting it out. Then, I will ask you the question again. And I do expect to hear a different answer this time. Am I clear?" and see what he has to say about THAT. If all else fails... well, I'm only 14. Can't really do much.
cmac86 24
I would have loved someone like you in high school.