Desperate

Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
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enormouselephant 15

Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.

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Batterypost 23

I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.

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ICastillo 24

Well the way it's sounding your friend is going to be alone and stroking the mushroom tip for a long time.

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winkydog4056 16

#32_I've heard a lot of euphemisms for male self-pleasure, but you have shown me one can never stop learning new things.....Thanks! I will leave you to your mushrooms.

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ICastillo 24

Well winkydog I'm glad I could help. Join the dark side and you will learn many new things.

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deathtothepix 26

He was probably was so rude because you're 'just friend's (and cause he's a dick) but you have to feel sorry for him cause he's never gonna get laid with that attitude.

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darkmis1 17

He doesn't deserve you as a friend, OP! I bet you're beautiful!

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lrv96 6

You should have said, yeah well looks like no one is desperate enough to go with you.

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johnny_derp 3

sounds like every "nice guy" that says they're in the "friendzone", because teh evil wimminz never date nice guys like me.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

OUCH! Well at least you know where you stand.

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rosesong2494 3

What an absolute fucktard (******* retard)!! If I were you, I would've walked off without saying anything and continued to ignore him for well after the dance. Either that or smacked him upside the head, called him a prick and stormed off. Whichever works for you. Either way, I think it's time to find a new friend.

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