Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
This Charming Man
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Date night
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Are you kidding me?
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Nilorak 24
Ouch.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
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Nilorak 24
Ouch.
sux4u121 10
Yes, it really sheds some light on the social interactions of certain people, quite a thought provoking and intellectual topic.
Welshite 40
It's not necessary to be a jerk all the time, #12. While I agree #1 could have put a bit more effort into his comment, it's better than "first", "FYL", "that sucks", or "lol".
Jiinxx 8
I agree with #19. Get the stick out of your ass, #12. Sheesh.
sux4u121 10
I'm sorry, I just don't like Nilorak, just yesterday he had third comment and had a blank post, then a few hours after that he had first and just posted "Hi".
perdix 31
#19, don't you think #1 could have at least thrown us a "Aw, I'll be your friend" bone? Or they could have simply hit the F2 key which is the "You deserve better" function key.
Nilorak 24
I'm sorry.
perdix 31
#63, Aw, I'll be your friend. :D
Nilorak 24
Thank you!
RedWingSD 6
Hi
Snowlight_fml 7
Nilorak, You deserve better.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
Misswildsides 22
At least now you know you've avoided a douche. You'll find someone better, Op. And you have a lot of guts to step up and try to talk to a crush!
ise3 10
Maybe hes seen all the movies.. Benefit of the doubt?
Girreth 7
How does that make him a prick? He was trying to let her down easy, I'm sure he just ****** up or something.
crymore007 11
I agree with 54. This doesn't sound like he was trying to be an asshole, he just didn't like her. If we switch the genders here, OP would get sympathy and the girl wouldn't be called a bitch, instead of the OP's crush being called a douche. There's plenty of guys out there ;D keep trying!
MoeT8979 8
Exactly, dude is not a prick or douche. be careful fellas, if you don't respond to a females you are automatically the male equivalent of a female ****
Catkam623 27
* if you don't do what females want your automatically the male equivalent of a female ****.
ananas99_fml 10
Well he's an asshole
happylappy 21
It doesn't make him an asshole. If someone doesn't like someone they shouldn't have to go on a pity date to make op feel better. I've seen more hurtful rejections on this site.
ilovedinosawers 17
Maybe... Maybe he knew...
Zemmiphobia 11
Some people don't know how to decline something politely :/ fyl
SMHsohard 22
Maybe he was trying to let her know that he wasn't interested in her the way she was in him. Yeah, it was pretty abrupt and didn't leave any room for OP to save face, but maybe he couldn't think of anything else on short notice. It still sucks to be rejected, though. If OP can put this behind her and move on, she'll find someone who's a better fit.
Zemmiphobia 11
He still doesn't know how to "politely decline" hence my comment
SMHsohard 22
Oh, you're absolutely right. I really don't think kids learn how to handle face to face awkward situations nowadays, since everyone has their faces glued to their phones. Back in the olden days, when I was in school, our Health class had en etiquette chapter. Sounds dusty and quaint, but it did give us some pointers on what to say. Still didn't make it any easier to handle, though.
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Dang that sucks, if he is that insensitive you don't need to be with him anyways. Keep your head up!
JACKxRAWR 22
Maybe he's seen every film that's currently running? Yeah, I agree it's bullshit.
Joshwarrior 39
hey that is a possibility i know I've seen the few good movies that i wanted to watch that are airing right now and wouldn't want to watch the other ones, but most likely it was a fail at a tactful way of saying no.
Mister_Triangle 21
I work at a theater, so I usually see movies immediately after they come out. It's not impossible for someone to gave seen every available movie.
_GoodGuy 11
As the old saying goes, you dodged a bullet there OP!
perdix 31
Maybe he's afraid of the dark and is just too embarrassed to admit it. Ask him to go to the zoo, a baseball game, antiquing, fishing, for coffee, golfing, spelunking, scuba diving, dancing, etc. until he accepts or gets the balls to admit that the thought of being with you makes him nauseous.
vencku 13
Are you just trying to make OP look desperate? She invited this guy to a film. He declined rather rudely. It would be up to him to offer an alternative if he did want to go somewhere with her. If OP had pushed the issue, it would have been awkward and uncomfortable.
gabe222 25
Someone clearly doesn't know perdix. Lol
SlapAndTickle 20
We all have to figure him out eventually.
VeganVampyre 27
Guys, don't be so hard on 28, they're obviously new here and have not yet learned the ways of the FML.
rabidpeach 5
seplunking's pretty dark, bro.
perdix 31
#72, I know, it's a trap. You would have to see what it is about movie theaters that freaks him out. My guess would be popcorn prices.
SMHsohard 22
Might also be finding out just what that sticky stuff on the theater floor is.
Ella_fml 17
Soda. right?
yoimtrollin 24
That guy... Screw him, you're better off without a douche like that.
Ambient25 25
Why consider this an FML? I think you got lucky he showed his true colors now and not later on...