Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML
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khorstmye 15
That will really fork up your day.
llexibearr 17
those terrible 2's.
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llexibearr 17
those terrible 2's.
kibster9 20
It's not about the size, but what you are able to do with it...
kibster9 20
I am making fun of her last sentence.
christinamarie17 29
15, you didn't need to explain that. First comment good, second unnecessary.
GavinP99 10
Forking hell that must've hurt.
AuTiAlloy 8
Not sure most kids of that age understand the concept of danger...
justjeffo7 14
Why didn't you take it from him?
redhead_sprhro 10
Better to stab your foot than to stab a wall outlet
punsarefun 8
Well that's forked up
MedChew 19
Hang in there man. Hope you're getting paid well to care for this little devil. Patience! And oh, may the forks be with you.
anarchymaniac 22
That sucks
Le_ponderer 14
Why did a 2 year old have an iron fork on his person at all? You should have taken it away from him and given him a plastic one instead; telling him a line like "this one is lighter and easier to use, see?". Little kids require a soft touch in handling issues like restrictions and such. Feel better.
itwasntme14 19
It depends on the kid my daughter used small metal forks from 18 months on and never had any problems (eating food or stabbing people). Just like anything else you can't generalize children.