BohGlam
Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Chansus10
Greendale, United States
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
cantgetabreak
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
F.U. QFN
Get out
Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Smart
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
tooefficient
Monday, Monday, so good to me…
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Top comments
whatahatuis 7
your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted
Tripartita 45
Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"
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Comments (14)
whatahatuis 7
your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted
species4872 20
I imagine you don't sweep with a mobile phone in your hand.
AC98 19
Don't think that was part of the job requirements
Lalala579121 28
Job duties include: mopping the floors, cleaning bathrooms, tweeting about how much being a janitor sucks.
Dedski 11
It's in the fine print. Always read the fine print.
Tripartita 45
Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"
shaaza 16
It's not your fault.
Tripartita 45
Don't **** with me, all right?! Don't **** with me, Sean, not you! *sobs*
RichardPencil 32
He's trying to get you to chant "CNN Sucks!"
AyeJay101 25
Post on their social media about the piece of turd you had to clean up that looks like cousin Leroy
Uglygod305 4
I think your boss just gave you a hint on getting a promotion
Goblin182 27
Developing better media communication skills makes a person promotable from janitor to what?
Essayon 8
Assistant Custodial Engineer
Manual_Manoosy 21
Cool story, bro