Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML
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khorstmye 15
That will really fork up your day.
llexibearr 17
those terrible 2's.
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Comments (51)
thatsme293 28
Are 2 year olds bigger in Texas?
Hop6e 22
The kid or the fork? Because you're right in they're both tiny and dangerous. Sorry about your foot, hope the pain doesn't last long and it heals up fast.
ali_kkatt 15
a pain in your ass
teacupofsunshine 29
Well he's two playing with something that could hurt himself...or in this case you.Why would you not take it away? Unless he was eating but this sounds like he had a random fork to play with. Hes two he'll get mad and he'll forget about it..just distract him.
OrganicSistah 17
YDI for not taking the fork right out of his hand.
derpyshy 16
Small things can cause some major pain. Two year old with a fork, me with a paintball gun, ect
ApplePie1994 27
Your life is forked.
Surraucus 14
are you talking about the fork or the kid? XP
Briggs13 2
Why didn't you take it away first then precede to tell him how dangerous they are..?
Dominus101 20
They don't call it "The Terrible Twos" for No reason