Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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zm0nster 2
Are you still unharmed?
missanderson813 4
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.
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Comments (177)
zm0nster 2
Are you still unharmed?
The_Tool1 13
I bet his dad beat him with his hoe
ArcadePie 10
Or his shoe because hoes are kinda heavy
electrorange 13
Why aren't you a Ninja?
theHIGHroad2 5
Guess who's still grounded?.... Smh
aaahhhfire21 0
U do know the object of sneakin out is NOT to get caught right op?
NotYourOrdinary7 6
Just gotta love the irony. Shall we add, say, 20 more years to your sentence?
shroomboy 4
Why was OP's dad in the garden at night?
ScaughtieHolden 11
It definitely doesn't say it's in the evening.
Cad6 24
I can't even count the number of times I've seen this kind of thing happen on T.V. But if you're gonna escape from a window, you gotta be like Harry Potter and call over the Weasleys with their flying car. :)
JocelynKaulitz 28
Rule #1 op! You can't just expect your parents to be out of sight
InstantRanbowMix 0
Gross dude 21 likes fat hoes.
BlvckScvle 2
If you knew where he was you coulda walked out the front door. Planning my friend.....
ineslovescats 5
Ooh that sucks OP maybe try another window next time? That is if they don't chain you somewhere...
biggestfan23 11
Try another window next time? No I think OP has learned his lesson
missanderson813 4
I'm sorry but no party is worth me climbing out a second story window. I rather not have a life than have a broken neck.
eriksen 16
You should learn how to climb trees then.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
^^^ KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
kbtoyz69 9
Eriksen's pic made my stomach turn. "BLAWW"
DarkDeath90 4
You people are freaking rude. Ignore the morons erikson -_-
Crlnprz 11
agreed. OP shouldn't even be trying to sneak out to go to parties if he/she can't even spell story.
rabbittboi 18
Amen 77
TrollinTheTrolls 4
Actually story can be spelt "storey" but usually in British English. Good day sir
ladyLALAA 29
54 looks like she could be related to eriksen and 67 has a box for a head so I don't know why they're on their high horse!
GracesDelirium 9
54&67- Look, 54. You don't have your face in your picture, and 67 has a douchebag torso pic. So, you know....stfu.
ScarNuts 8
Yes because climbing trees is very important in life.
ryancrites 0
No but a retard should be able to climb a tree lol
kocoman500 2
11- Nice nostrils
xleanne_aLly 23
Lol OP, how were you going to get back up the tree? Probably all drunk too..
Cat_Daniels 6
#11 you're an idiot for thinking that all people must know how to climb trees.
taerts 9
Must've been quite a surprise for your dad :)
hateevryone 15
Why were you grounded?
dessyrae 0
For sneaking out..?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
20- There's no evidence that OP was grounded for sneaking out, so getting smart with her for asking isn't necessary.
Llama_Face89 34
24- OP is certainly grounded for sneaking out now.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
5 asked why she was grounded in the first place. It could have been sneaking out, or not doing chores, or really anything. So answering her with an attitude was pointless.
Brooksyp88 0
112 You need to chill.
thgiL 9
112 is chill, she is just stating the fact that an attitude wasn't necessary to the question since it was completely valid...
OAAS 0
112: I'm pretty sure they were trying out that newfangled "joke" thing
Crazyforcheese 6
Wow , i bet you're rich . your house is huge enough to have a garden in singapore .
TheCaterpiller 6
There is quite a few nice houses in Singapore actually. So that comment was a bit stereotypical
TheDrifter 24
What he meant was those houses are expensive, not that houses in Singapore are not nice.
idontknowyou123 0
if your grounded how are you on the internet? or has the meaning of being grounded changed in the past couple years
TheCaterpiller 6
Not all people aren't allowed Internet when they're grounded. Whenever I'm grounded I just can't go outside
DirtyMike911 0
32- So when you get grounded do your parents just want you to get pale and play video games all day???
alissaa16 0
You're lucky when I'm grounded for the simplest things I get everything taken away.
t765234 10
32- Wtf, the one time I got grounded my parents sold my damn tv and wouldn't let me out of my room.
twilight_lupus 13
Or the OP posted it after they were no longer grounded. The today that the beginning is on every FML no matter what.
twilight_lupus 13
*that's at the beginning
KaelaKhaotic 5
Just walk out the door? Way safer and more effective than climbing out the window.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
But she's grounded, so she probably can't just walk out the door.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
^^ I was gonna say that, but you beat me to it. So I thank you for pointing out the obvious.
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
He/she obviously can't sneak out the window either. You never know, he/she might have better luck just walking out the door since being a ninja from the second story doesn't work.
thewifey310 7
The whole purpose of "SNEAKING OUT" is NOT to be caught or seen, especially by the people(parents/guardians) who grounded him/her in the first place!! Sooooo...walking out of the door=getting caught which= more punishment!!!
pancakerocks 1
The back door is an option
BradTheBrony 19
That's what HE said.
Brendo0113 0
That was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard... If she's grounded how can she sneak out the front door jackass?
citymayer 7
Lol!! If I was your dad I would've beat you. You sound spoiled.
Mariebaz 11
I hope you don't have children.
citymayer 7
Sorry if I think a good smack is deserved in some situations. When I was younger I would have never done things like this and I expect my kids to do the same.
Mariebaz 11
The way you said it sounded bad. Of course; An idiot like OP hopefully doesn't reproduce either.
citymayer 7
Yeah..where I'm from we say we beat our children but we don't mean it like that. When we're talking about abusing people we say hit. Cajuns just don't make sense half of the time.
treschanna510 8
I don't see what the big deal is. I grew up in a family with a creole/cajun background as well and I used to get a good smack across the face whenever I disobeyed. Just as my other cousins did, and we all turned out to be pretty well mannered. The key is giving 3 warning and if the kid does the same thing you told them not to do for the fourth time, then explain your position about the situation and why what the child did was incorrect. Then smack them. Granted, different things work for different kids, but my point you can't just make someone look like the "bad guy" simply because they hit their kids. I mean you don't know what his kids are like.
madiwoods012 6
Idiot
spikedrummer49 6
Dumbass
Random951 12
I imagined this in Red Foreman's voice.