Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, it's been a troubled day. Me and my girlfriend got into it because she believes that I stepped out on her, which I didn’t. I haven’t had sex in over 15 years. I'd gotten an STI from a ex, and had no idea that I had anything, so now I’m "nasty" according to her. FML
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Top comments
missbadluk 0
That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.
Mikko8 15
At least you know that now.
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Comments (170)
jake_poop_ 0
Let's all give a CLAP (get it) for gonerrhea :)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Would've been funny without the "get it."
ZeDolphinator 7
The whole point of a joke is to not give away the punchline...
Enslaved 38
15, If anyone looks up the history of why it's called "the clap", most stomachs would turn!
bubblesxtwo 0
The clap is clamydia. Get it right. And stds are common now a days just hope it's one you can treat.
Big_Dave92 1
You are a dumbass
wriptidez 0
a few are curable a lot are not... talk to ur doc to see what ur dealing with
ShyAnn29 15
Like herpes, is not curable
PieterseMJ 20
and without her you would have made some un"happybudiess". you really showed her, didn't you
goldfish78 11
Did you have your gf tested too?
BellaBelle_fml 23
OP said that he did this so that they could finally have sex, meaning they hadn't yet. But he should tell his previous partners about his STI so they can get tested.
lotto_boi 3
Its sti now
LadyLexi 0
Your girlfriend is phycic. Ask her when the next person will get STDs right now in the world.
bobslawnservice 16
This whole FML is useless without telling us what the STD is. If it's one of those that can be cured by a shot of penicillin and a stern lecture from your GP then you learned a valuable lesson and can move on with your life wiser than you were. If it's one of the incurable ones then you're stuffed.
ragzilla 0
you could still have sex. just use a condom.
Enslaved 38
There are still risks using a condom. I would want to know first what I'm deal with.
marpay 11
Some STD's can be spread just with genital contact it doesn't always take fluids to pass a STD.
BloodyMary666 24
*facepalm*
SanaSazi 32
Lolz