Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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coolkid_matt 11
hahaha :D awkward
Badtz_maru_fml 0
-Insert awkward silence-
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Comments (193)
blackjuan 0
incest is best put your daddy to the test
khaya 9
Because it was true. It not cheating if you keep it in the family.
BoredAsHell98 0
OMG love your pic!!!
EvilDave 13
OP, remember that time you got really drunk and passed out, then woke up in your bed naked, wet, and sticky? Yeah, that was it.
RockstarRN 10
Creepy
sheethapins 13
That is... wow. I kinda feel sorry for the boyfriend, he had to endure that on a whole other level.
Jaimegirl 7
Shouldn't have your boyfriend meet your parents while drunk, haha
welandedonthemoo 5
hey jaimegirl. are u from Canada
ILoveEggnog 7
Smooth.
triggerit 5
op your dad must be killed at once after such a weird joke
Brettersson 0
sounds funby to me
KathAdrian 0
OMG that's awful... And a bit creepy. FYL
lynninlove16 0
lmao.!! that sucks 4 u.....but its super funny 2 me....lol srry