n3ov
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
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Comments (185)
Soph0725 8
Seriously how stupid can you get? That you actually gave your phone to a stranger makes you seem like a moron
kittenmeownyan 18
I think you replied to the wrong fml
Artemis138 9
You're an idiot. Wrong fml, dumbass.
Amama_fml 30
I think you missed the FML you were aiming for...
2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
007type 26
Its not that common here in Pakistan.
ManicGypsy 22
Even without insurance, she could just not want to be married to him anymore, but maybe can't afford a divorce or something? My first thought upon reading this is that OPs wife is somehow involved.
14avalentour 9
Ya you need to think about if you pissed her off lately and if you have then you need to strike back and kill her first
14avalentour 9
Mr. and Mrs.Smith in real life about to happen
Dylan94_fml 8
Life insurance in Islamabad? They'd be paying out every second day
Kingbreezy04 10
#39 What in the hell could he have done that she would she have done to have him killed? Left the toilet seat up?
AKGirlinSD 20
74, sometimes it can be something so minuscule, it's just enough to send the person over the edge and not think clearly. I was hoping she misread the text and she thought he witnessed that happen to another person's vehicle.
LolFMLnot 10
I think she thought he was joking. If not then FYL
tjv3 10
Wow that blows. I would invest in bullet resistant glass
daner10 5
36- my first thought was that his wife was cheating and "busy" at the moment
incendiaaa 23
caring and thoughtful wife you have there..
Supergirl1988 16
Personally I wouldn't believe someone who text me that, I'd think it was a joke.
b_rizo 6
except they love in Pakistan, which is like Chicago and compton wrapped in Detroit. probably don't joke to much there
doctorhook86 25
28: I wouldn't mind loving in Pakistan. I don't mind loving anywhere.
Kingbreezy04 10
So you love in public? I remember you telling me I suck at grammar.
boofgall 16
74- Technically that's not grammar, that's a typo error or a common autocorrect.
RadikulRam 16
You do have poor grammar #75.
b_rizo 6
that was definitely autocorrect, this mobile app posted under the wrong comment, and I've definitely never corrected your grammar but I can
doctorhook86 25
75: Public loving: the risk is brisk, so have a frisk! I said exactly what I meant.
mega20913 8
The ****??
HaneenDixon 16
Your profile picture along with the comment and this fml totally made my morning!
Imhere4fml 24
Oh reallyyyy 60?
HaneenDixon 16
Yup, really =)
picante72 24
This is the internet. On here we say "dafuq?"
IscoreOnU 19
Well 7 it is Pakistan....
HaneenDixon 16
Guess the wife's gotta get it "pakin" then..
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
wlddog 14
Isn't it kind of a leap to jump straight to cheating? If someone wanted him dead, they probably would not have picked traffic. Too many witnesses. They would have picked a parking lot, or simply pulled up next to him.
PandaBear420 2
Or he had been cheating on her so she really just doesn't give a damn.
Alleged_Cranium 7
"L"
SakataGintoki 9
"M"
pbonham 22
Why didn't we start from A? ;)
Bubbelz 25
"D"
AngelSpit 18
Q
gc327072 31
Dangit 21 you killed it.
laden_swallow09 35
At least say "C-c-c-combo breaker!" or something!
Gestpacho88 12
....N?....
TheNewGuy03 29
O.
bfsd42 20
P
brenkite 5
Q
Eiregal2 10
Q
SakataGintoki 9
This has got to be the most sorry excuse of a chain thread I've ever seen, learn your damn alphabets!
Andrew910 5
7
fluffykhan_23 4
Potato.
greenishyellow 5
終
lambda_fml 40
R?
iloveyou2129 6
007
eddeeezzyy 19
S
billyz77 24
Since she didn't answer your call, are you certain she wasn't the one shooting at you?
14avalentour 9
Mr. And Mrs.Smith in real life about to happen
gc327072 31
41- posting the same comment on two threads in fishing for thumbs.
akiahara 14
Well... he did get lots of thumbs..
TheNewGuy03 29
104: In the wrong direction this time, of course.
_1296 10
This is one of those fmls for which I am hoping to god no one says ydi. Your wife is an insensitive bitch op,sorry.
fml121785 14
I don't know which part of the FML is worse, him getting shot at or his wife's reply. I'm think being shot at would bother me more, **** her she's obviously a ****!
Reaper1984 13
but you know they did
charvisioku 22
All I can think of is that maybe she thought you were trying to prank her... I'd like to think she wouldn't be so callous if she actually knew/believed your life had just been endangered like that. If that was my partner I'd be doing everything I could to get to him and make sure he was okay. Hope you're alright, that must've been terrifying.
naasatisfn 9
K.
machiavelli2 5
I don't get it! Why is everyone talking about potassium? ? ?
lucilu89 12
Because "K" is in the periodic table of elements and represents potassium.