BigKid
Grow up
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Anonymous
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
Literal Baby-Daddy
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Anonymous
Worcester, United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Anonymous
Simi Valley, United States
It's a set up!
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
magicmaster19
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
LieutenantDimwit
Jordan
Teenagers…
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
There's no upper or lower age limit for throwing tantrums over stolen chocolate. That's some bullshit!!!
princess_stabitty 20
If you steal my food, you better hope that temper tantrum will be the only thing I throw.
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Comments (6)
Charlie Given 28
I feel ya if I had my heart set on some delicious chocolate I'd be pissed too
MovieFreak1978 11
I would of done the same, no one touches mine especially since I paid for it
Alc627 3
I used to do things like this until I found out I have depression and anxiety. If this happens often, it's worth getting some help...
RichardPencil 32
There's no upper or lower age limit for throwing tantrums over stolen chocolate. That's some bullshit!!!
wmayrhofer 18
my wife just threw one at 59 so yeah
princess_stabitty 20
If you steal my food, you better hope that temper tantrum will be the only thing I throw.
metroido 21
I would see a therapist about that. It’s a very real possibility you have autism.