Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I signed in to my personal Google account on my work laptop. Unbeknownst to me, the browsing history and favourites from my personal computer synched, causing my kinky PornHub history to show up, all while I was screen-sharing to my boss and prospective clients. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
I'm... I'm going to google it.
yve1220 20
Now that I've googled it have fun explaining that.
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Comments (117)
jackacar12436 17
Did you by chance see the FML posted about pegging about a week ago? (and do NOT sing that song)
fabs1171 23
I was giving a presentation in our Boardroom when I clicked on a corrupted link on a Web page. It linked to a **** site with actual videos playing - of women providing oral sex!! I've still got my job - good luck :-)
Scorpio01 16
I don't think anyone will sit and read all those logs....
hardcorepunk87 18
Hope you learned your lesson to not Google things you've read on fml at work.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Urban Dictionary, here I come.
HylianTwilight 21
I feel like such a pervert because I knew what pegging is without needing Google. :I
brocho 26
Did you look it up after reading that FML not too long ago about the girl talking her boyfriend into pegging and then accusing him of being gay?
BradTheBrony 19
This didn't actually happen. How ******* far down did you scroll?
Fas4wd 13
I googled it after reading a previous fml and Wikipedia was very forthcoming with an explanation. No **** sites visited whatsoever.
crandel 11
How can you not already know this? It's a pretty common thing. You deserve it for being so closeminded.