Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, while working from home, I missed an important Zoom meeting with the director of my department because I was too busy watching adult videos and pleasuring myself. FML
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
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Mathalamus 25
How do people make such dumb mistakes?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Might wanna save the **** until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.
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Comments (7)
Michael Sawyer 11
in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy.now that's funny right there i don't care who you are. seriously though that really had to be embarrassing.
RichardPencil 32
Well, now everyone in your team knows what you'd like for your birthday. I hope we're still on lockdown when your birthday happens -- I'd hate to see the cake they'd get you for the office party!
Mathalamus 25
How do people make such dumb mistakes?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Might wanna save the **** until after work from now on. Watch dumb animal videos instead, like a normal procrastinating bum.
J15237 25
damn man. That's really a ****** up situation. You need to be more careful.
JasonThorn 23
That's "re-evaluate why they hired you" activity right there.
IHaveThePower 18
When Gallant is bored at work, he opens an incognito tab of something quick and not very distracting, like Sudoku or Solitaire. When Goofus is bored, he types **** searches into a company chat. Don't be Goofus, kids. You'll keep your job longer that way.