Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I signed in to my personal Google account on my work laptop. Unbeknownst to me, the browsing history and favourites from my personal computer synched, causing my kinky PornHub history to show up, all while I was screen-sharing to my boss and prospective clients. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
I'm... I'm going to google it.
yve1220 20
Now that I've googled it have fun explaining that.
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Comments (117)
hmrhoades 18
You must've read the FML where the guy was dumped after he gave in and let his girlfriend do it.
Solano2580 24
That's the second time that word popped up in an FML...
amarie2009 22
I googled it too, had no idea that was called pegging.
SpectralF34R 7
A good tip if you come across a term on the internet, check Urban Dictionary. If it's sexual/shock **** they generally have a written description.
rachelrae120 11
plead insanity from lack of sleep
tomvertigo 17
Is this an FML about that FML the other day? The definitions eere in the comments!
DeadRob 13
I aswell had to look this up...something I could of live without knowing.
Sandman2015 12
You googled this...at work... Are you thick? Anything you don't know the definition of, just assume it's **** alright? Do yourself the favor and assume it's ****. That way you won't look it up at work again.
Tball22 7
it'd called VPN. Like betternet. Google it. Your welcome -IT Guy
spencer3000 9
Hey, they'll probably just laugh about it.