Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I signed in to my personal Google account on my work laptop. Unbeknownst to me, the browsing history and favourites from my personal computer synched, causing my kinky PornHub history to show up, all while I was screen-sharing to my boss and prospective clients. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
I'm... I'm going to google it.
yve1220 20
Now that I've googled it have fun explaining that.
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Comments (117)
beeferjay 34
surprise! youre fired srsly though, always use sfw sites... this does not include fml, lol
itsme82 18
You're at work and googled a word you didn't know the meaning of... Not the smartest idea there op.
bigdfootball97 24
Curiosity killed the cat
askullnamedbilly 33
Next time, just try to contain your curiosity until you're back home.
datkenna 20
I have one word... NOPE
Vishwakarma 8
Boy! You're not going to come out of it looking good.
Fixme 5
Well, the log will show that you googled it first, and that you stopped after checking the first result. That should be pretty consistent with your explanation that you didn't know what it meant. You cannot seriously be blamed for checking the meaning of a word. Also, I very much doubt anyone will be fired for a single page view. If you spend an hour at work looking at ****, that't the kind of behavior that will get you fired. Not this.
lyricalservant 21
Good luck explaining. You'll need it
extremereviews 26
From the fml that was published the other day?
Val0 17
Just Googled it, you're so done?
bigdfootball97 24
There was an FML that involved pegging not too long ago and one of the top comments defined it for you. You would've been better off searching it on here instead…but anyway, don't worry about the IT's checking your browsing history. They have WAY more important and better things to do, so I doubt they check anyone's history, let alone yours. I've watched my fair share of graphic videos using my school's wifi and nothing has happened to me, so you should be okay OP. :)
sailorsaturn10 5
That's not necessarily true. Back when I was in school a few people lost their ability to use the Internet because they watched graphic videos. They made a huge announcement about how that stuff is a violation of the agreement we signed. They also mentioned the next person/people to do it would be expelled.