Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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gabbielove 0
How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!
chippa 24
...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O
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alfiozm 0
42.would you have my babys:)
ilovelife_01 0
That's gross!!!
Spastastic 6
At my/my parents' house we have a (pet) rat graveyard at the bottom of the yard... it would suck if this happened, although I'm not sure how it did, seeing as how it's rained really hard here many times since we started burying our rats down there...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Different soils, maybe? Rats make awesome pets, but we can't have 'em with my ferrets. They're naturally predator/prey, and it would stress all of them out too much. My poor fatty ferret gets stressed easily anyway. He has a bald tail from it. :( Besides, I'd be a wreck, and probably bald myself, if my pets had shorter lifespans than they already do. My ferrets only have a few years left, and they both have "elderly" health issues. Poor ratties are cancer factories, according to my vet tech SIL. :(
Spastastic 6
How long do ferrets live? That's one of the things you have to get used to with rats, their short lifespans. They do get cancer really easily, but luckily none of our rats ever have. It's sad when they get old though, because they lose a lot of weight and fur. :(
vanillapup 0
holy shit. !! back from zee dead o.O
Crystal_Dreams 0
Ohh, that's one of the worst I've read! Poor person!
bh0p 0
bury them in the pet cemetary! =D everyone loves a good zombie pet
popit789 0
wow lmao story
Veegulkz 6
California ? really? anyhoo...what'd you do o the poor pets?!?!? O.O
TaraTottz 1
Aww!! ): Im Sorryy
shadowblade525 3
this is why you cremate your pets, not bury them.