Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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gabbielove 0
How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!
chippa 24
...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O
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Comments (135)
loserboii 11
sounds like the Fairly GodParents when Timy's pet gerbil(or whatever it was) came back to life and then at the end the other animals came back..good times :)
tigercoon 12
lol yes that was the first thing I thought of :p very funny episode! Anyways yeah, my dog didn't wait for rain and floods. One time she just ran straight to the spot where we buried our dead hamster and dug it right up. And we buried it pretty deep. :/ FYL OP! But hurry up.
BitterLoser 0
aren't you supposed to leave the skeletons in your closet?
nobodyxyouxknow 0
fat chance
Jimboom 12
Pwnd by mother nature. ;-)
munecatriste 0
....your lucky they didn't come back to life and eat you...rawr.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Are you sure it was the rain? Maybe you live next to a future Criminal Minds perp.
Spastastic 6
Oh man, that's one of my favorite shows of all time. Another thing we have in common.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! I have a secret nerdcrush on Reid (Reed?). But the strong and silent Hotch type is quite nice too. ;)
Spastastic 6
Why secret? Mine is totally out in the open. And yeah, it's Reid.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Reid is so amazing!! Im in love with him. Also, am I the only one wkth a secret crush on Morgan?
curzy 6
ydi for digging a shallow shitty grave.
capilot 10
Exactly. This is why most municipalities have rules about burying dead animals on your property.
stlphil 0
Clean it up before your dog figures out what's going to happen to him.
capilot 10
If only the dog could talk. "Look, I'm really sorry about the chewed-up slippers, and the mess on the rug. I also promise to stop with the late-night barking. And believe me, NO more problems on bath day. I swear. And I'll never chase the Johnsons' cat again. "Ummm, do you mind if I ask: what did the other animals do?
Owndapwn 0
burry them deeper.
devilyy 2
Before you're dog sees them? Why ? Is he gonna be jealous ? :P.
davina_fml 0
awwh, that's sad :(