Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
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_krystallynn_ 11
i would probably leave. this guy must be a pretty bad roommate if people who live with him kill themselves 0_o
etchsanity1 11
Hmmm girl living with guy suspicious bloodstains .... Get a padlock for your door and a handgun... Or move
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Comments (165)
nellienufflenew 5
You're not going to actually live there, are you???
Old_Iron_Sides 6
If it bothers you that much, have it professionally cleaned, or just take up the carpet in the closet...
redhedsaysrawr 18
That's really sketchy, how do you know his last roommate commuted suicide, he could have killed the roommate and said that. Get out now before you turn into one of those horror movies... Way to dangerous, good deal or no.
outoftown 27
Or check the landlord's story with media reports, and the local cops if an exact address isn't given in an article.
onorexveritas 24
that's disturbing
1happymummy 14
That is horrific, but did you not view the room before agreeing to take it on?
3040evan 2
Are you sure he commented suicide? You new roommate might be watching you at night when you sleep
djah 5
Ouch!!!
Rosie_Posie43 12
Time to call ghost hunters... I could never sleep in a room knowing someone committed suicide there
MissLizWolf 8
I wouldn't be able to live there, I don't think I'm sensitive to ghosts but I wouldn't feel comfortable in the house/apartment.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Time to look for a new place, then! Good luck, OP. FYL