Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
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_krystallynn_ 11
i would probably leave. this guy must be a pretty bad roommate if people who live with him kill themselves 0_o
etchsanity1 11
Hmmm girl living with guy suspicious bloodstains .... Get a padlock for your door and a handgun... Or move
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Comments (165)
kuddles 13
Being slightly superstitious and having seen paranormal activities before, I'd say it's not that wise to live in a place where someone has committed suicide. I think what bothers OP the most isn't the stain, but the fact that there is possibly a restless spirit in that room right now.
panda_burrito 2
Big whup I say. Put a rug over it or something
FMLoverAgain 7
Yelp! The dead person's soul still hangs around in that house. People who committed suicides are not happy souls. Better watch out.
lux0rd 18
Why is it black?
monkiki62 5
Sounds like hes ****** with u op. probably a shit stain. xP
HappyBitch 1
I'd be sleeping with my eyes wide open. Kinda creepy that he wouldn't want that removed. Get yourself a lovely little handgun.
etoilenuit 15
That's terrible! I definitely couldn't live there. That's pretty gross. Especially since it obviously wasn't cleaned properly..
sickandsexified 7
Ok so have it cleaned yourself?
beclaurela 18
I actually think that's pretty cool. Although you roommate seems like a total nut
meh07jones 2
that's crazy, he was trying to save money though