Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
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_krystallynn_ 11
i would probably leave. this guy must be a pretty bad roommate if people who live with him kill themselves 0_o
etchsanity1 11
Hmmm girl living with guy suspicious bloodstains .... Get a padlock for your door and a handgun... Or move
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Comments (165)
TheHarvardian 25
That's terrible. I hope you haven't signed anything yet and can get out of it. I know I wouldn't be able to sleep there. FYL. Technically it isn't illegal to not tell someone that someone has died in a place unless they ask, so its not illegal, but its not the most ethical thing to lie about ever.
skyeyez9 25
Don't move in!
picturescrazy 24
Why didn't you check the place out first before offering??
davestrider 0
I don't see what's so bad. It's just blood. It's practically a free decoration.
aj94w 4
YDI for not going and seeing what you were buying before you bought it.
sweetmama88 6
Get your money back dude! You can't live there , it's impossible to even think about something like that .
wickedbitch505 1
Sick. Move out
littlevalley 6
What's the big deal? People die everywhere, why would some place matter more than the other?
aj94w 4
Just the fact that there is a dead guy's blood on the carpet in his closet.
littlevalley 6
Exactly, it's just blood. It's not like the dead guy is going to start haunting the room and hide half of your socks.
awkward_gothlady 32
With some dead guys, you never know...
severe_fml 3
When life gives you lemons... With Halloween around the corner maybe you can make some dinero by turning it into some sort of attraction.
rhm2084 1
Now the carpet is possessed with his friend's soul