Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Top comments
herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
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Comments (258)
remy3106 10
I'm a boxer and I do mma ( mixed martial arts). no one has ever tooken me down. and they weren't threats... they were promises.
MASnyder 0
69 I just set this thing up yesterday plus I'm overseas so it's a little difficult but one will be posted soon :)
remy3106 10
don't try and cover urself up by picking on other ppl.
MASnyder 0
75 who are you talking about
remy3106 10
hottie2hottie! I wouldn't yell at u!
soccerlover1234 0
r u sure it was ur mom.......
remy3106 10
no ur not good!! ur a horrible person, who karma is going to get to! and u will look back one day and be like "Oh man, I probably shouldn't have been such an evil bitch to all those ppl"
josh5634 0
u just did lol I'm jk hottie2hottie is a bitch I can tell she's probablly a fat mother ****** :)
josh5634 0
remy, stop feeding the troll ur just giving her/him attention and that was their little plan all along so stop lol.
remy3106 10
haha sorry I didn't mean to put an excalation point haha I hate fake bitches, even tho I'm from new jersey