Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Top comments
herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
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Comments (258)
briannacyrus 0
I actually got turned on by this. MLIA.
herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
lonesomeXheartbr 0
who?
MzKajla 0
that's gross haha reminds me of this tv show
VoidDreams 0
Nice ass!. haha
rxmazing 0
hahah eww that suckss
MASnyder 0
might be a little awkward but it's just about gettin it in plus if nothing else just put her face in the pillow
wickedsorcerer 0
who's your mommy? ;)
sourgirl101 29
Did your mom teach your girlfriend to "fake it" like she does with your dad? I kid. Cover her face with a pillow or turn up the radio.
TheDrifter 24
I was thinking that with some practice op could turn her moans to screams of pleasure and solve the problem for good.
remy3106 10
that's yucky!!!
remy3106 10
thanks!!