Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Top comments
herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
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Comments (258)
remy3106 10
WTF r u talking about u crazy mother ******* bitch?
Oanaj 0
:o hottie2nottie, you are the chosen one! your number is 69 ;)
hottie2hottie 0
why don't you grow some boobs, fix that sloppy make up, stop being a *****, and get a life, cause your as ugly as a horses ass.
remy3106 10
if ur talkig to me... I totally 100% agree with u haha but if ur talikng to Naenae u need ur ******* eyes checked becuz she is gorgeous...... I'm not a lesbian.
MASnyder 0
easy there hottie2hottie 88 is a cutie you should just stop talking if your as hot as you say you are you shouldn't have to put everyone else down it just makes you look bad
josh5634 0
how bout we all forget about hottie2hottie nd never talk to her again
MASnyder 0
I suppose I can agree with 95 on that
Oanaj 0
hottie2nottie, who knows what she has below her pic. you can't tell her to grow some boobs lol. you will probly be suprised too.
remy3106 10
I agree with 95... but was she telling me to grow someboobs... cuz my boobs are probably 1000000 times bigger then her mosquito bites
josh5634 0
thanks 96 and remy you are gorgeous don't make a bitch tell you otherwise
remy3106 10
aw thanks haha :D
josh5634 0
welcome and that last comment made me lol
remy3106 10
haha I try. haha u should private message me...
josh5634 0
once I'm on my laptop lol
remy3106 10
ok dokay
dgaf247 0
epic troll is epic
remy3106 10
...
josh5634 0
your epic fail is epic :)
josh5634 0
wrong post lol
remy3106 10
agree^^
jamerzz_95 0
hottie2hottie Is dumb.
ben93_fml 0
oh dude that sucks! i feel sorry for you. if my girlfriend would moan like that i would Break up with her, i couldnt handle Hearing my mom like that
sammieheart 0
maybe it WAS your gf with your father.
Ctwebsyter 0
lol I agree with 58, **** ur gf harder so she screams instead
Crystal_Dreams 0
It's easy not to think about it! Silly man. You two obviously don't have that much fun if your thoughts can trail off to your mother!