Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Top comments
herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
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Comments (258)
GCSB 0
That is disgusting, should have gone to a safe distance away from your parents' love making... I would've definitely NOT stuck around! And that is even MORE creepy that you now think of your mom when you're with your lady, try to put the thought out of your head!
Toxxic_Blackout 0
yes, that's better. your first comment clearly stated that you had heard your parents making those noises. please learn how to read before you become a smartass in your nasty comments.
GCSB 0
I bet hottie2hottie is a brick house if no one can take her down hahaha biiiig girl who doesn't know how to put a pic up, WOOOWWW!!! In all seriousness now, there is no need to dis other people on here! Thought we were supposed to be talking about this person's FML.... get back on topic people! :-)
Loofah_fml 1
Your body really wasn't made for bikinis. do the world a favor and cover up.
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
Amen. Why do people persist in posting such awkward pictures? :(
remy3106 10
I think her body looks fine!
GCSB 0
Thank you :-)
Kawaiichan42 3
WTF are you guys talking about? She's gorgeous, and I would kill to have a body like that.
upintheorange 5
I smell an Oedipus complex.
FFDP 5
well ur love life is screwed
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
OP sucks to be you... guess no more sex for you...
Riah145_fml 0
L m a o
fmlbrooo 0
EHWWWWW. . Who's Yur Mommy (; . **** Yur Life.
SweetLikeDirt 0
I take offence to the blonde remarks. Very stereotypical. Some people just lack common sense, by variety of hair colours not just blonde.
barrelroll1472 0
maybe your dad was banging your girlfriend?hope that helps you feel better