Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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Top comments
plaguer 26
Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.
yuzuhere 21
Maybe he was reading the fine print!
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Comments (86)
ant1ion 12
Not only that, if it's a company uniform shouldn't he have the same shirt that he can read?
j_cat187 20
Glancing is ok but starting is rude. The man needs some self control.
perdix 31
Maybe he was trying to see if you were smuggling office supplies in your bra. My interest in this story goes as follows: Pencils - not interested ...
perdix 31
Write this on each tit of your uniform top: "One sexual harassment allegation will probably cost you your job."
icemand90 17
I like #22's idea, " hi, I wasn't always known as beatrice, my friends used to call me barry...
AnEvilLemon 9
Tell your boss you need a uniform that is less inviting.
schmelia 10
Yes, it must be what the woman was wearing that made the man act that way. It couldn't possibly be that the man chose to behave that way all by himself, and is therefore entirely responsible for his own actions. It just can't be.
isamisis 9
Ask him if he read the word 'harassment' on your shirt?
Rocky007 15
Men are biologically programmed to look. No harm in that.
cbchuckbass 5
U must have nice ****! Gotta see them
janerose21 3
Why doesn't he just type 'bobbies' in Google, save picture, and display on desktop. Screensaver should be disabled until he learns to be professional at a workplace!