Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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Top comments
plaguer 26
Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.
yuzuhere 21
Maybe he was reading the fine print!
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Comments (86)
sailorguy 2
So you're such a special person that even LOOKING at you must only be done with your approval?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes, because a woman feeling uneasy about a man staring at her breasts and coming up with a bullshit excuse to cover up his perverted actions must mean OP is a person who thinks highly of herself and a bitch. Yeah, that's the only reason./sarcasm
darnellq 13
Could it have been a name tag? I have seen some name tags with some pretty small text. A few times employees thought I was staring. After I explained what I was doing they understood.
Dcm210 19
should've ask what the shirt says. he's a dick.
maxmmoreau1 1
You should just accept the fact u have nice ****
Calyx_fml 22
OP works as a stripper.
momo1972 3
Send him a pic of your chest, he'll stop staring at you
firefighterjohn 9
so I guess your that snotty bitchy one that everyone hates at work. be happy someone is looking at your chest. be proud. everyone does it. even other girls
OfficeNinja 5
Ok I'll just admit it. Us men are naturally drawn to boobs. Big boobs, little boobs, average size boobs - it does not matter. We WILL look. Even if I don't care for the super mega big ass vein running through them elephant size gazongas, I'll look. We can't help it. Really.
garrr 0
Maybe he was staring at the 'air' between him and your chest.
jordan3194 0
Be glad he's not blind... Then he would have to read Brail :)