Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Top comments
bubblekitty 1
You should go in and quit. Leave him stressing out even more
instnt1nfction 17
Since you're leaving, why not take him with you
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Comments (86)
greatness101 0
FYL. Sucks you had to find out that way.
fthislyfe 22
Now you know! Time to find a replacement for this job.
lolololer 8
you might a well quit now and keep your dignity :)
enonymous 9
If it makes you feel better my pants are now hiring... I need someone to hold them up or let them hang low when I need to get all gangsta.
flockz 20
well i need someone to wash my clothes and furniture after i master.... the art of kung fu. ya.
margie2194 12
Awkward turtle... :/
fanceh 10
Yeah, that's a heads up to go ahead and start looking for a new job.
Dispute 3
quit before he fires you.
Dispute 3
just quit before he fire you
deadroad 5
That does suck :-
StoryOfTheYear 15
Contrary to all the negativity swirling around here. I would think the whole situation would be pretty awesome, but that's just me.
shumian 4
Quit while you still have your dignity!
jewfro311 0
Well that sucks.
ajsciri4 0
I wish I could formulate opinions like this^ but I happen to be too original
Pslcybn5 7
She seems like a total bitch. I worked for somebody like that before. Too much stress and no praise. I feel for you! Best of luck!
sickjairo 7
OP should quit so the boss can be more stressed out.
AnagenisisZagus 13
62, bad idea. No severence pay.
gyroballer 0
I guess that's a hint.
FUUUandyourmom 16
Guess you are now.
instnt1nfction 17
Since you're leaving, why not take him with you
The_Instigator 11
Well now you know.
RensM 22
They don't know how they will do without you but come monday they are going to try.
bubblekitty 1
You should go in and quit. Leave him stressing out even more
Astrum14 24
Better yet, don't. That way she can get unemployment/severance benefits.
zombicidal 11
office-bot2000 best investment ever
Glitterhinoceros 14
Quick, quit before he fires you.
zombicidal 11
she wont get severence pay if she quits