Today, we found out that the drinks we've had for our Christmas party at work yesterday were expired. For anything between six and eleven months. All of us drank them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I got promoted to a management position. After work, I went for a drink with my co-manager and a few of our colleagues, where they discussed their plans to take Ecstasy before/during our work Christmas party. Wonderful. FML
Today, I feel so tired and hungover after going to the office summer party yesterday. I had no alcohol to drink and I left at 10pm, way earlier than all my team. My team drank a lot and stayed until after 1am. They all showed up earlier and looking better than me, while I'm a trainwreck with a bad headache. FML
Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML
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interesting33 37
they're probably absolutely fine. specially they are unopened originally. and if they're alcohol
Mungolikecandy 19
If it was the day before you would know if there was any issues (key word issues) with them by now.
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Comments (8)
interesting33 37
they're probably absolutely fine. specially they are unopened originally. and if they're alcohol
Mungolikecandy 19
If it was the day before you would know if there was any issues (key word issues) with them by now.
jbuckets_404 39
Just eat some moldy bread just in case....
julfunky 29
Unless you were drinking something perishable (which you would’ve noticed) you’re most likely completely fine. Not really an FML.
im_teekay 7
Expired? Or Best Before? If it was soda or something alcoholic, I doubt there was anything wrong with them. If it was juice, you would've noticed if it had gone off
Zaina Tamam 9
Ahh, so THAT’S what’s been giving everyone on this site food poisoning or explosive diarrhea.
Quasita 26
This reminds me of my 30th birthday party, when a friend brought a rack of beer that he grabbed from a local convenience place... We found it was expired and it became an instant joke. It wasn't my beer of choice, so I had leftovers for ages and we ended up keeping a couple cans in the back of the fridge for when we felt like daring someone with a "fridge beer"... Just FYI, Bud Light is basically gasoline 18+ months after the printed date.
Yudith 28
The Purge: Christmas edition. Fifteen persons, twenty bottles of expired eggnog, one bathroom. Let the race begin!