Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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Top comments
plaguer 26
Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.
yuzuhere 21
Maybe he was reading the fine print!
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Comments (86)
Zacham 5
taking someone to the side and mentioning that is aggressive no matter how nice the tone that was kinda snitch move. if you are uncomfortable with it ware something to cover your Cleavage up. otherwise you have to get used to it I wouldn't ware a speedo and expect noone to look at my package
Nolito09_fml 0
I wish people at work would stare at MY chest... Selfish...
jmedalene 2
That sucks! What a weirdo!!
heyou1991 0
Maybe reading the name tag of the new coworker ¥_¥ idk just a though
johnboyu 0
It'd be hilarious if OP were a guy.
diggingahole 5
That's probably why he had to stare for so long...
papabear88 6
damn invisible ink! only the chosen ones can see it!
HeartOfLead 24
He should of instead insisted that he was trying to telepathically warm you the apparent stain on your shirt.
TheHunz 0
According to the comments I see, the valid course of action for men, is to disregard females, acquire currency. If we look, but, don't get caught, we're being creepers. If we get caught we are bring perverts. If we don't even glance we are being homosexual. Catch 22 much?
Snackycake 20
Smooth...