Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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schwancy 2
boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.
perdix 31
Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.
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Comments (147)
drea41 0
he's gay.
bleedforMayheM 0
using his download,**** you bitch
afg3 0
just wake him up
epr 0
Hahha, no doubtt.
lu95 16
my mom snores loudly and for the next 2 weeks we r on vacation... sharing the same hotel room... the earplugs don't even block out the noise
SabreV 0
Well that's not bad. He was probably tired, you shouldn't have expected action. After fifteen days of not seeing my boyfriend, I got to his place and he napped. I couldn't sleep because the people living above him were moving furniture. Three hours I layed there, and then when he woke up i felt sick and he had a fever. He turned on a movie and got me food, but I threw up...and it was fine, we were both okay with not having sex at that point and time.
Culnamo 0
Aw, I'm sure he was just really tired. Plus, if you really, REALLY wanted it, I'm sure you could have woken him up for sex. I mean, I doubt he'd have been angry. In fact, he probably would have been pleased to know that you wanted him enough to wake him up. You should have let him nap a while and then woke him up and asked if he was ready to go!
XBCX96 4
Of course, another story about a girl who is impossible to please. She should count her blessings, at least she doesn't have a boyfriend who constantly thinks about sex and only sex. And I'm sure even if he was awake and wanted to do it, you'd STILL complain about him only wanting sex. Bitches being bitches
LPEasierToRn 3
that's my life everyday -_-
Whittrocks777_fml 0
should've put his penis in your mouth. he would've woken up quickly after that