Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I found out I don’t run my own company, my secretary does, by deliberately ignoring or changing my “little moments of idiocy.” I pulled her up on it so she showed me, in some detail, including documents I signed, proving that if she’d let me be in charge, I’d have gone bankrupt in 2021. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML
Today, I was talking with my closest coworker about her boss. She told me that she yelled at her and told her, "You capricious and silly girl, you have to be more independent and brave for this job. You are a lawyer; think about your duties." She told me this as her boss came up behind us. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
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Top comments
Rhianikki 0
Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...
Turtle_Mode 0
is that legal?
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Comments (88)
lovelyliz916 5
There's always someone above your boss, so figure out who that might be and put in a complaint, easy as pie :}
Pooper_T_fml 0
Pie is not easy.
TheNewGuy03 29
72, neither is pi. |the kid|
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for working in sales, depending on commissions for money, and for working under a crazy.
ohhoho 2
Troll. At least he has a job and isn't forever trying to mooch off parents like you.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Giraffes don't need jobs.
boopityboppity 11
How do ya figure, 16? Tollz4daLULZ doesn't seem like a troll to me...
samanthadude 0
You've been bitten by the comment bug, #39. Which means the other #22 commented at the same time as you. You should be familiar with the comment bug by now.
Schizomaniac 24
I know that the comment malfunction frequently, but I have honestly never seen two comments constantly interchange. We said the same thing, too. :P
Pooper_T_fml 0
#16, we could very easily say you mooch off your parents also. Honestly, I didn't know giraffes could type. That's pretty legit.
Schizomaniac 24
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Peacemaker9 7
55: omg dude I hate when that happens! it's so annoying.
rawrcookiemonste 5
lmao!! I agree with #1 is that legal?
oldwidow69 0
4 ALL THA PEOPLE THAT WROTE FMLS THAT DIDNT GET POSTED SEND THEM ON A REPLY TO THIS COMMENT SO PEOPLE CAN READ THEM
Person1233 13
NO U
oldwidow69 0
our varsity football coach asked 7 freshman to suit up for the game friday. the opposing team picked us on ther homcoming nite because they new they wood crush us. i was put in on the 1st play of the game, i caught the ball and was LEVELED at the 15 yard line. the guy hoo hit me said,"stay down white cracka". i also have two broken ribs. FML.
boopityboppity 11
Your submissions have to be written with at least a third-grade level of coherence. Are you trying to be banned?
oldwidow69 0
wtf r u takn bout. just send one a a reply to my comment above
Cinn_fml 23
Well, a) he's on about your lack of correct spelling, and b) there's probably something in the rules against your thread plan. And by probably I mean I'm bored enough to read the rules: - TXT language and out of context comments are forbidden.
jumpinurpants 0
well that's ******* perfect. guess what u lazy *****. why don't u just slap some damn sense into ur boss. dude, u smell like shit. YDI
Shell02 0
you are a very innapropriet person. why is your picture a sunset? that's my aunts facebook picture. are you a female?
Cinn_fml 23
I'm sure if you stuck up for yourself in a dignified and professional manner, OP, that you would be able to explain that she hadn't signed it, and therefore be able to get her to sign it. If not, you can (usually) go see someone else about it, if not to just bypass your boss, or to make her sign it.
SkullCanddi 0
Maybe She Just Doesnt Like You.
loso86 2
lol forge that shit,
EdwardN 0
poor you
tamie306 5
that suxs