Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Top comments
niiick97_fml 3
were u making a prison break
bravesfan112233 0
your the new humpty dumpty
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Comments (137)
sailorzoe 14
At least you didn't get stuck half way.
suprmidgt 0
and "FIRST!" is?
redbluegreen 41
In that case, you must not have seen very many. Especially here.
Spinnmaster 1
you have some cool tatoo's!! haha. even though you hate people. and yes.. this person's life sucks :// falling on your face hurts like balls!
Prankster7o7 5
dude, wtf spinn?!
Spinnmaster 1
whatsup man!
every1luvsvag 10
Spinn!
m0tl3ycru3 0
4-thats wat she said
pksparrow53 0
I wonder how's ur life sex?? hmm
marilynmanson646 0
could be worse. atleast you weren't on fire.
Justine94_x 31
Ouch..
SkunksNovel 7
You stole what I was going to say. XDDD And big ouchie.
BagleHead 6
You should have had a better grip on the fence and had a better plan on the decent of said fence
bravesfan112233 0
your the new humpty dumpty
Shy_Anne 10
#30's picture is a win
ImmortalKratos 0
anyone is find it funny that's he was jumping a tall fence in california? lol border hopper
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
fences were meant to be climbed, faces were meant to be planted. it's just the way of life.
wazupwolf 5
indeed
number1beaner 0
hey screw you 51 us mexicans wouldn't of landed on our face we would jump that easy
Primo_Loco 0
I agree with 63 Chicanos learn to jump over things before we can even run or walk right. it's the aztec and mayan blood in us. we like to conquer all that's high. fences are our favorite because they're quick and easy.
MeowingKat 0
Lol
Barrientos432 5
Si guey!
CassSanchez 5
-63 & 64 YEAH !! lmfao .
every1luvsvag 10
Bollucks.
iNekoGamergurl 0
63 + 64 Proud to be mexican<3
every1luvsvag 10
Proud to be white.....
sleepydeath 4
that's why I get high it's the highest thing I can conquer
whitesox365 0
Quick! Look! Its Failninja!!!!
jess6blondie9 3
White power.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Yeah!Tyler the creator!
sepdps 0
lmfao. haha. this makes me laugh(:
a7x_RoCk3r 12
What..no joke for the first comment? >:(
SassiestLemon 2
No sir.
Sonofa_Snitch 0
butter nut muffins
tiswine 0
lollll
tiswine 0
win!
Livinia 11
At least you didn't die (:
BahahahLOL 0
Like a swan.
tiswine 0
win!
niiick97_fml 3
were u making a prison break
tk1235 0
he was making a border break to mexico
MisherzzSquisher 0
that made me laugh =] lol
chickenfriedCG 0
why would he want to sneak into Mexico. there is a reason that They want to come Here.
SassiestLemon 2
He might to sneak there for some BMW.
HarmonyChord 0
you might want to try using the gate door next time or digging under it or flying over it or walking through it or.... okay never mind. try the door.
TheWindowLicker 13
Oh please, this is fml. Common sense just doesn't belong here.
TylerX 0
If people used common sense we wouldn't have FML.
PrincessesCrown 17
Try being careful next time YDI.