Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my coworker has once again called in and asked me to cover her shift. She does this for every single one of her shifts, and my boss told me that if I don’t cover it, I’ll be fired. I used to have a life, but not anymore. FML
Today, after my boss thanked me for being so "reliable" all the time, I confessed to her that I have really bad anxiety, which has given me a crippling fear of disappointing her and ending up jobless. Even after reassuring me that she would never do that, the feeling is still there. I think I need therapy. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a therapy session for my anxiety about work, but it got cancelled. My boss has been berating me for 2 weeks about my performance as a newbie. I feel like she doesn't like me and it's messing with my work even more. I'm dreading going to work tomorrow with the same problem. I can't get fired again. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Because what you do in other people's dreams is completely in your control.
rossea 21
You are not very trustworthy in people's minds are you? Haha
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rossea 21
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aidanrulz11 10
Wow lol ?????:P
badluckalex 23
you are suprised, humored, and confused all at the same time? dam you are bipolar!
Mr23 9
It's called having an emotional range. Or dissociative disorder. I forget which one, but it's one of those two.
nataliewby 25
Don't worry OP, as long as your boss isn't crazy it should be fine. It's not like you actually let her die, it was just a dream.
Mauskau 36
Some people have dreams that their partners cheat on them, and wake up very annoyed with them the next day, even though it wasn't real.
brand125 17
when you first wake up sometimes the emotion from the dream lingers a bit and feels real, like if i dreamt i was mad at someone i would feel mad for like 5 mins or so but it gos away. (obviously the boss has had more time to wake up)
rossea 21
You are not very trustworthy in people's minds are you? Haha
howard007 18
Op better prove she can trust him with her life then
brenton490 19
Time to stage an attack and get promoted!
lex1459 38
Because what you do in other people's dreams is completely in your control.
Nevermind212 11
But op should tell his boss that in real life in situations like that he'd let her die too
bromie22 13
I thought you can't die in your own dreams?
cheeeksss 29
OP's boss had the nightmare. Not OP...
cheeeksss 29
Excuse my comment. I misread the FML. I guess that's what happens when you are on here at 2 am :
teentee401 37
Where did you hear that? I've died in dreams plenty of times.
12121314cm 8
Hey thats not as bad as the myth that u cant read in ur dreams , i sill dont know how people can think that
TheInquisitor 3
I die in ALL of my dreams. No exceptions.
MostafaH 15
how lucky you are!!! lol
PrinPrinLife 16
Thankfully it was just a dream. But there must be a reason why she doesn't trust you.
Dreamsorrow93 24
I'd be more afraid she would stab me for revenge.