Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I found out I don’t run my own company, my secretary does, by deliberately ignoring or changing my “little moments of idiocy.” I pulled her up on it so she showed me, in some detail, including documents I signed, proving that if she’d let me be in charge, I’d have gone bankrupt in 2021. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML
Today, I was talking with my closest coworker about her boss. She told me that she yelled at her and told her, "You capricious and silly girl, you have to be more independent and brave for this job. You are a lawyer; think about your duties." She told me this as her boss came up behind us. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
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Top comments
Rhianikki 0
Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...
Turtle_Mode 0
is that legal?
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Comments (88)
Turtle_Mode 0
is that legal?
Mirorbo 27
^This. I have a feeling it's not...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Uh... I'd hope not?
KingDingALing 9
Did you tell her that, OP? You're stupid if you didn't... -_-
MAGNAVOX 0
Get her fired.
bravesfan112233 0
the monkey with a pink purse? I doubt it
Stupified 0
Deja vue?
EricErection69 0
WTF fail!
Cinn_fml 23
Deja vu has no second e. :P
5t3ff1k4h 45
Deja vu also has accents (I know there's one on the E and I think there's one on the A), but my keyboard doesn't allow me to type them. :(
Schizomaniac 24
Déjà vu.
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, it does, but I checked up on this before I attempted to correct it (I've seen too many correct variations of spellings lately) and apparently the accents are correct but not necessary, and as finding those keys on my laptop without resetting the webpage is annoyingly difficult, I decided not to attempt it.
imaginaryvoice 18
YDI for not smacking her across the face and holding her at gunpoint yelling, "Just sign the ******* paper, damnit!!"
Stupified 0
I asked it as a question! Thanks for correcting me!
B4SK3TB4IL 0
maybe u should kindly talk and If that doesn't work u could kindly bang her husband/sister
samanthadude 0
^ Really..? *sigh*
Peacemaker9 7
yes really....
samanthadude 0
^ Smart ass? (:
Peacemaker9 7
oh yea big time lol =)
demarcusT 0
Deja sue
Ficklefart 0
first
Danger716 0
fail
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, first to be moderated.
Person1233 13
and first to fail.
Shell02 0
how come every profile I've looked at says that the person has tried submitting an fml, but it's never been approved?
firstdbzmaker 15
cause ppl never post anything worthy. most of the time they just cuss everybody out or something
raineydayes 0
Shell02! Stop asking the same dumbass question!!!!!!! Obviously, people are picky and there's so many submitters that many don't pass, for different reasons. There's your answer!
Shell02 0
79.. I only PURPOSFULLY asked the question once.. it's not my fault this website is weird. cool your jets, settle your temper.
Fazer_fml 0
SECOND
loshysucks 0
epic fail
emo_freak 0
hahahhahahahahahhahahaha
PapayaQueen 0
So? YDI.
ferrettamer 6
How so?
Rhianikki 0
Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...
Skankles 0
Kill her.
Shell02 0
your picture goes well with your comment hotstuff..
machiko_fml 0
Maybe it's time she retired..
xoxo31 0
I bet she loves you, deep deep down
ilovelife_01 0
Where's the proof biatch! That's what you should of asked her
PaperCaper 11
"Should have" Couldn't resist. :P
boopityboppity 11
Bet you could, 34. But you shouldn't have.