Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I found out I don’t run my own company, my secretary does, by deliberately ignoring or changing my “little moments of idiocy.” I pulled her up on it so she showed me, in some detail, including documents I signed, proving that if she’d let me be in charge, I’d have gone bankrupt in 2021. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML
Today, I was talking with my closest coworker about her boss. She told me that she yelled at her and told her, "You capricious and silly girl, you have to be more independent and brave for this job. You are a lawyer; think about your duties." She told me this as her boss came up behind us. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
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Top comments
Rhianikki 0
Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...
Turtle_Mode 0
is that legal?
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Comments (88)
mintcar 10
Maybe YOU'RE crazy.
Pooper_T_fml 0
Neat.
varkey 7
um.. im pretty sure you can sue or something if she doesnt sign it
astm 0
ufff, mala suerte. No hay alguien con un cargo más alto que tu jefa?
thatonedame 6
ask her kindly to please check her records. offer your boss free starbucks for a week or something to humor you and double check.
blko 0
o.o well maybe he is like That's So Raven and can see into the future and he saw ur paperwork in his vision... just a thought :)
Pooper_T_fml 0
That's probably the 5th dumbest thing I've ever heard.
House_1990 0
I agree.
BananaTroll 0
Maybe YOU'RE the crazy one OP. Only Jesus knows.
dirtbiker219 0
win
TheNewGuy03 29
why not go for some classic one-upmanship? boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but i feel that i've signed this before." op: "maybe i'm crazy, but i'm sure you didn't." boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but you shouldn't talk to me like that. you're fired." op: "****, it wasn't supposed to happen this way..." but really, if your boss can throw down an excuse like that this time, what's to say she won't do it next time? and the next time? then you're out of a job...without being out of a job! |the kid|
kristineszLIFE 0
hahaha i knew this was a anon