Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I found out I don’t run my own company, my secretary does, by deliberately ignoring or changing my “little moments of idiocy.” I pulled her up on it so she showed me, in some detail, including documents I signed, proving that if she’d let me be in charge, I’d have gone bankrupt in 2021. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML
Today, I was talking with my closest coworker about her boss. She told me that she yelled at her and told her, "You capricious and silly girl, you have to be more independent and brave for this job. You are a lawyer; think about your duties." She told me this as her boss came up behind us. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
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Top comments
Rhianikki 0
Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...
Turtle_Mode 0
is that legal?
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Comments (88)
jordanandkensie2 0
she just didnt want to pay you dude
lovelyliz916 5
#72 I baked a pie once. Its not rlly that hard :}
sexygangster 0
there is always a supervisor or something over your boss, figure out contact info and then get the cheapskate to pay up. pretty simple actually
TJammah 0
Isn't there copies for you and the company?
faroutrabbit 0
well in that case yes she is crazy
SkoomaKi 28
Kick her in the ******.
BerryPrincess 11
She should take some memory pills.
danaharrison 5
Don't you have some kind of record of all your payments? I get paid commission on top of my paychecks and I can view my pay stubs online. Either way your boss is a bitch..
imhope 23
Oh wow FYL:/