Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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EllieB123 5
Haha, say "then YOU move out, asshole!"
kiakia0131 23
That's what you get for moving in together so soon. FYI- you don't have to listen to him... unless you are locked in on a lease or rental contract. Then FYL.
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Comments (79)
TryptamineDreame 0
Lol, you should just bring home a different guy every night. Not necessarily have sex with them, but make your ex feel uncomfortable.
cusof 0
only ***** do that
kikibisweet 0
Forget that
tigrouficele2012 44
You have no obligation to help your ex out with anything. If he needs help with rent that badly, he should ask his family, or appeal for welfare. He's extorting you, and the proper response is "screw you, I'm outta here."
All_For_Love 0
11 months and you already live together? suckerrrr :P
notsoluckypup 12
dnt u kno not to move in with somebody so damn soon? ... sheesh
vballer123456 0
at least he was honest about the money op
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
you don't have to live with that gold digger! I'm sure you can do much better! so leave the apartment asap
Judus_beej 0
it's called staying until you bring your new boyfriend over and **** his brains out till your ex finally caves. you don't have to move your stuff and you exacted your revenge on him.
JPEG7 12
lol!!! :D
bigdurrdy 4
I'm pretty sure he'll move out on you if you don't do it to him first. He's obviously not considerate, and if you stay to help him out, you'll really be ****** in the process. Move out, and please, don't bring home random guys and risk getting an STD for the sake of getting him back. I'd say you need to go to your landlord now and explain the situation, then possibly post a CL ad and start interviewing for the sketchiest people around to take over your lease. You might could find a couple to take over your room. :)
jailbot 7
You give fabulous advice. :)
your_face 15
The only problem with that is, I don't see the landlord being particularly sympathetic. When you move in with someone you've only been dating a short time, you assume the risk that you'll break up and things will get awkward. That's not a good enough reason for your landlord to let you go - unless your ex threatens you. (And don't lie about that.)
grandpaearthling 2
Just move out and be sure to take all the towels and toilet paper and soap and shampoo and ... You can leave one roll of TP and spike it with cayenne pepper heehee