Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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Top comments
Adam_B 0
Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.
phiniusmaster 0
Bwhahahhahahaha! Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD But yeah, your a total ******* idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.
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Comments (41)
Adam_B 0
Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.
Sooper_Trooper 0
I second this.
oufie20 18
better start swallowing a fork or two buddy (|||) < no entry!
phiniusmaster 0
Bwhahahhahahaha! Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD But yeah, your a total ******* idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.
liljon3 0
hahahah thats jokes. you should have said to your parents "nah we don't need to file this, the guy made an honest mistake"
sicpupyz122 0
love that word, 'tard... lol
natepyron 0
or find a place with no cameras and say that's where it happened
atomicmrpelly 2
I wonder how I'm going to rate this... "You're life is ****** up" or "yes you moron you deserve everything that's coming to you if you not only street race, but do it ******* backwards and then you'd rather file a made up report to the police than just admit your stupid mistake to your parents you cowardly little knave." Nothing tops of a long winded rant like a Shakespearean insult I feel...
Jackthestripper 0
Yeah your life is ******. You're gonna wake up tomorrow and still be you.
jmbizzle32 0
u r a ignirant **** i agree with 6 2 and 3 like seriously u ******* dumbass
SailorSolaris 43
Please, no text talk and learn some tact. OP is likely a teen.
Falcon_CRUNCH 7
um...do you expect pity?
meep64 0
Why would you race in the first place...while going backwards? That's beyond stupid. You fail.
ddrluna 2
You dummy. Take responsibility for your stupid actions.
rinariot_fml 0
Sounds just like something my brother did. except he backed into a tree. where there was hardly any trees around. and he didn't have to call the police.