Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Top comments
EllieB123 5
Haha, say "then YOU move out, asshole!"
kiakia0131 23
That's what you get for moving in together so soon. FYI- you don't have to listen to him... unless you are locked in on a lease or rental contract. Then FYL.
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Comments (79)
strawberryspacejam 11
hey he wants to be friends and roomates. hes a good guy
Miss_Mandi 29
I hate lazy *****. FYL
rivaraven 35
Why you moved in together so soon? Took me and my boyfriend over 1,5 years.
xRezSynn 15
Just leave.
Celestia1982 5
I'd tell him "Too damn bad, asshole!" and leave anyway. Talk to the manager first, though, to make sure you can be taken off the lease. Don't want him trashing the place in revenge, then you being liable for half the damages.
bosniangirl27 21
Dont move in with someone you havent dated a full year
fantasyworld 39
Just move out.
RebeccaRFT 18
Why is it when two people break up, all of you think she should automatically hate him? Should he have stayed in the unhappy relationship and lied? No. He isn't an asshole for not liking her. Two people can live together civilly even after a break up.