Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Today, I ran over a pothole that was so small it barely qualified as a hole, more like a dent than a hole, but somehow it was still enough to completely crack the rim of my tire and made me 3 hours late to work. I get paid by the hour, so this will hurt my paycheck. FML
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML
Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, as I was talking to my hubs about replacing a tire on my car, said tire blew. I don't have a spare, and I don't get paid till tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad didn't mention he had just aired up the tire on my van and that it might have a hole in it. It wasn't flat when I left the house but it sure as hell was when it exploded, not even a mile down the road. FML
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Wretch 7
I just saw the name you posted under 😂, but isn't that kind of an invitation for havoc?
Venom1999 19
It always seems like road workers are fixing streets that don't need it and ignoring the ones that do.
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Comments (13)
thehaystackerine 20
Wisconsin?
Wretch 7
I just saw the name you posted under 😂, but isn't that kind of an invitation for havoc?
Venom1999 19
It always seems like road workers are fixing streets that don't need it and ignoring the ones that do.
Zekfen 17
That must be the road to Heaven because it is so Holy!
xxWTFxx1981 23
you didn't realize it was national pothole day I guess.
tounces7 28
Sounds like you live in Michigan
ohsnapword 21
Judging by your FML, you must live in $state.
zuckerburg 21
Are you sure your husband blew a TIRE in a HIDDEN pothole? And not some other dude behind the dumpster?
GUYMAINE 16
Your husband is a perv. HAWT
darkshadus 10
You must live in Pennsylvania.