Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
shakethat 10
hopefully ops son will not get married! that seems to be the problem here. marriage = divorce
triggerit 5
changing the spouse gives a chance to change a partner without being a *****...
manders77 2
Best damn reply I've heard yet!
ceddyz17 10
hahah
RyanMacVey 17
dont worry bout it... some people are just unlucky with love... my mom dated loads of dickheads before she found my step dad
cupcake90210 0
that means he loves his gf dumbass
HomeAl0ne 20
If you ask nicely maybe he'll share her with you.
SenorAmore 1
Your son is insecure about himself,and is scared of being alone, probably the same fears that lead to your poor choices...
urdirtyolduncle 15
yey! it's like watching a new episode of Futurama! keep it up, my amusing clowns!
Bk130 0
it's cause your sons a player while your a fruit tart.