Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
kat815 0
Maybe u should see what he's doing right and take a lesson from him
khaya 9
Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces lon your son's 18th.
Erindub 0
Thats pretty sad dude. Maybe its time to give up on marriage.
Tempuser117 2
Ha ha Mega mind reference. (Or I took it to be one)
Bobissmall 13
Why are people on FML so brutal? I gave a decent comment on what i thought the FML was about and i get down thumbed? You're all monsters and hurt my feelings :(
Bobissmall 13
Goddammit it, why does this keep happening to me?!
petrc1290 0
I read these in the characters voices
benderbot19 0
you're also jealous you can't dance like this *does the robot*
FreebirdIII 1
Wow, you really know how to pick em!
benderbot19 0
she can't bend girders.