Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
enonymous 9
I guess the trick is to marry a teenager. get to work on that
benderbot19 0
hah sarcasm. it's hard to understand, isn't it?
lidemocr 0
why? so he can miss out on other opportunities and wind up divorced like his dad because they married too young? statistics say he will.
Scalabrine44 0
hehe you two are arguing just like in the show!! :D
benderbot19 0
someone needs to go to the angry dome.
slantyshanty 7
OP sounds like a bitch.
khaya 9
Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces on your son's 18th.
khaya 9
Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces lon your son's 18th.
benderbot19 0
all glory to the hypnotoad. it's ok fry, you have that brain thing ;)
LairaIsKindaCool 6
statistics aren't always accurate